"What've you been doing?"
"Crack! Speed! Weird shit!"
So I didn't get a tattoo this spring break like I kind of wanted to (but was too broke for and didn't have any time for), but I did do a number of exciting things, which I humbly present here in the form of a list, sorted by day.
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Dead fish, howling at the moon, screaming, hot glue, a bathtub disaster, drugged-out paranoia, superhero puns, and Denny's. )