Recently, I have been all "I'm sick!" "My feet are wet!" "Hockey's ending soon!" "I have complicated feelings about witness!" "Dealing with psychic trauma is hard, please stop asking me about my childhood." "What the fuck, baseball is starting? OH NO MAKE IT STOP. MAKE IT GO AWAY AGAIN ( Read more... )

I was whining to faded-lilac earlier today about my early childhood disease (which I got last summer, so it was clearly not "early") (ditto "childhood") and how it made my hands hurt. I then checked my folders from today, and realized that I had taken twenty pages of handwritten notes. Honestly, you'd think the irony of getting arthritis-like symptoms from an ( Read more... )

I want a reset button for this week. Gah ( Read more... )

Man, I am so lazy. Which is bad, because I had totally planned to get stuff done this weekend. But my knees got in the way, and yes, my life is composed of orgy scenes in poorly-choreographed pornography. Actually, funny story, it is. I watched Casino Royale on Friday night, and blah blah, Daniel Craig is a total hottie, and I would like to bite ( Read more... )

Hooray calendar new year! I have, so far, failed to give up smoking, and drinking, and generally being a blot on the old paterfamilias. However, as the family has slid into complete insanity, and the pater has managed to only insult my gifting prowess a half dozen times, rather than the usual ten by dint of not having actually received said gift ( Read more... )

In what amounts to awesome news around here, I only feel like I'm swallowing a rusty file some of the time. Great! I like it when the good drugs kick in. Well, some of them; if they all worked, I would not be here making angsty posts to my livejournal ( Read more... )

"Kill me," he pleaded at half-past three.
"I thought I was the one with the gift for melodrama," said Sirius, rather put out.
Abner of Astlegate's Most Splendid Pox
Harry Potter by sheafrotherdonFunny and fluffy and sweet; Remus gets chicken pox, and Sirius really is quite poorly inequipped to deal. Totally adorable, and highly fun. I love how Sirius is so in ( Read more... )

Gah, linguistics, you are making my life difficult. By which I mean MADE OF SPECIAL CAKES WITH SPARKLES. See, now that I've been doing research, I feel better about my tendency to establish unsound premises, or to make things up. That, and one of the books I've been reading uses the phrase "direction of address" three times in one sentence. Bad ( Read more... )

I should not want my very own "Brand New: mics are for singing, not swinging" shirt, but I kind of do. I did not own one when it was cool, but I so want one, this one.

I've been semi-psychotically updating one of my friends on my trawl through Hot Topic. I used to have a plan for taking them down from the inside; it involved buying up stock and ( Read more... )

BAAAD HAT DAY! HOORAY. I feel like I ought to warn for Ashlee Simpson, but really, she and Pete look so funny together, I can only assume good things. Perhaps they make each other laugh? I don't even ( Read more... )