Sooooo, maybe I shouldn't post this. I'll just backdate it, I guess. The cut-text (hahah) is serious, guys. It's possibly too soon, but, really, if you are as good at cheap shots as I am, you cannot just deprive the world of cruel trash like this. Slutty Jeff Carter is probably classier than I. Oh, he certainly is; "Right as Mike Richards opens his ( Read more... )

What was that, dudes. Dudes, what. WHAT ( Read more... )

Recently, I have been all "I'm sick!" "My feet are wet!" "Hockey's ending soon!" "I have complicated feelings about witness!" "Dealing with psychic trauma is hard, please stop asking me about my childhood." "What the fuck, baseball is starting? OH NO MAKE IT STOP. MAKE IT GO AWAY AGAIN ( Read more... )

Good news! The Lightning aren’t bad, they’re just fat.I am a terrible human being, so I just had to do this. Probably to be revised, with better jokes. Also, this is probably incredibly offensive. I can never tell with these things. I was going to ask my roommate, but she's out right now. It would have gone well, though! "So, um, making fun of ( Read more... )

I have been visiting my mother's house. This is a totally accurate phrase; I came down to see my family on Friday evening, and at dinner, they all said "hey, we're going off on a trip. See you Sunday evening!" I've been enjoying my visit so far, the house and I are getting on well ( Read more... )

Michael Ignatieff, how so reliably good? Twitter will back me up on this ( Read more... )

Okay, guys, I've been thinking. This has been so about the hockey lately, right? Except I realized something! Hockey, while a fine sport, is an epically boring thing to talk about all the time and I have just been making people suffer. So, in the interest of not driving away people I love, such as my dear friend faded_lilac, from now on I will only post about ( Read more... )

Club ScarletHOCKEY? FELLAS? I AM SO THERE ( Read more... )

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU READY?

I think you are ready for a lame poll about things! Only not really, because I don't actually want or need a poll! And anyway, it deserves exclamation marks!

lite-bright's next actual journal entry (after this one. It is like asking, "can I ask one question?" and then actually asking two questions. Actually, it is not ( Read more... )