<3 Matt Cain! Edmonton South, good job! Nonetheless, I played SPORTS: A FEMINIST GAME during Game Six and was dismayed. It's a great game, it'll make you cry: work to one hundred points. You get 10 points for every female voice on the broadcast; we don't count male voices because a. it's fun to say that (HOW YOU LIKE IT NOW, Patriarchy?) and b. we ( Read more... )

( can I make jokes? can I! )

Thanks for that, Vokoun! Awesome for us, uggggh, I cannot even say it. The standings are an accurate picture of my pain ( Read more... )

Since I know you all CARE DEEPLY about the Staal Brothers, I have decided to use my study break to discuss something important.

( Jokes are made to be taken waaaay out of context. Context is kinda lame, though. )

Sooooo, maybe I shouldn't post this. I'll just backdate it, I guess. The cut-text (hahah) is serious, guys. It's possibly too soon, but, really, if you are as good at cheap shots as I am, you cannot just deprive the world of cruel trash like this. Slutty Jeff Carter is probably classier than I. Oh, he certainly is; "Right as Mike Richards opens his ( Read more... )

Good news! The Lightning aren’t bad, they’re just fat.I am a terrible human being, so I just had to do this. Probably to be revised, with better jokes. Also, this is probably incredibly offensive. I can never tell with these things. I was going to ask my roommate, but she's out right now. It would have gone well, though! "So, um, making fun of ( Read more... )