Saturday Librarian is not happy. :(

Dear upstairs neighbor:

Your dryer is breakdancing again. The intensity is astounding. If that thing crashes through my ceiling, god help me, I will climb up through the hole and kick your ass.

At least you don't do your laundry at unreasonable hours. Thanks for that.

The strangest things make me homesick. I miss that weather.

( Yahoo! News photo, in case the link dies )

In which Mystra wishes everyone a ( Merry Fucking Christmas )

I have two -- TWO -- giant bug bites on my ASS.

It's not like I don't wear pants, people! I do! Most of the time. Well, in public. And always at work! I think I must have gotten them yesterday while I was sitting on the sidewalk watching a fire extinguisher training. But I was wearing jeans. WTF mate.

Needless to say, work today was interminable.

Dear brain,

I know we're lonely, but SHUT UP WE DO NOT WANT A DOG. Jeez.

Love,
The CAT person

There are still some people in this world who make me appreciate my life, even as it is right now. I present to you...

The Leave Britney Spears Alone.. um, guy

OK, my throat is still bothering me, but at least I sort of know what's going on with that. And I know why my wrists hurt. I use computers a lot, and I sleep with my hands all curled up close to me. I'm working on that.

But why the HELL does my right ankle hurt?

From CollegeHumor...

My only real regret about high school is that I didn't do more shit like this. Except my high school was only one story. And we didn't have a Christmas tree.

Found through StumbleUpon.com:

Vic Firth's 40 Drum Rudiments: With audio and video! You can hear each rudiment as it should be played, PLUS you can listen and play along at different tempos. I sure wish this had existed ten years ago.