Lady comes up to the reference desk.

"I'd like an internet, please."

I am not making this up.

Lady comes up to the reference desk.

"I'd like to borrow the Internet."

"What’s up with lying to fellow women and making childbirth sound so great? Childbirth means the following items will rocket out of your body: a placenta, blood, a human being, more blood and something called a mucus plug. If gold bullion shot out of my body, I could see being excited."

Not safe for quiet places... you will LOL

There are still some people in this world who make me appreciate my life, even as it is right now. I present to you...

The Leave Britney Spears Alone.. um, guy

Found in the comments at WWdN, namely the entry titled an explosion of horrible, entropic freedom:

I Has a Sweet Potato

From baaaaabyanimals: An ADORABLE video of a kitten attempting to eat solid food.

You're doing it wrong!

( Another great .gif )

I cannot stop watching this gif.

( SOOO good )

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