today is Wallace's birthday. he suggested a couple of weeks ago that we should maybe might could throw him a party. after we suggested back to him that he maybe might could throw himself a party, we didn't hear any more from him ( Read more... )

so. last week we had the big blow out with Stumpy. more like, Stumpy demanded that we talk to him, and then got his ass handed to him for his efforts. poor guy. Barb was fierce. and i, of course, was my usual, calm, logical, deadpan self. the twos of us make for a devastating combination, if you ask me ( Read more... )

so my new coworker Amanda is going to help us find an apartment. hot diggity dog, man. hot diggity dog. apparently, the only one who isn't appalled to know that we pay $900 a month to Stumpy Pigpen for the royal privilege of living in his back bedroom is... well, Stumpy Pigpen. except. i haven't paid SP my portion of last months rent yet. and... ( Read more... )

You should be watching me. You should feel threatened ( Read more... )

i was up at the godawful hour of 9am today. i am not pleased about this. i finally got to see the teaser/trailer for SW Epi III and... ok, lemme say this. it looks hot. but i just don't understand why Lucas removed the feel of realism from the films. it just looks too damned slick, and it bugs me. that said, it's a long long long road to May '05. i ( Read more... )

they call me mello yelloooo.... or something like that ( Read more... )

the Sox won. i told you they would. Nanananaaaanaaaa... sorry James. (actually, no i'm not. HA ( Read more... )

"Why don't y'all come out here ( Read more... )

breathe ... stretch ... shake ... let it go ( Read more... )

I'm midway through the middle month of the year. Technically this is not true. Technically, I'm at the beginning of the middle of the year, if I calculate it right. But like, my SAT scores were only like 720 so what do I know ( Read more... )