Ever wondered what a song like this might sound like if given to a drow? Or a PPC Agent?
...Thought not.

Presenting Mazarun's take on the Katy Perry song 'I Kissed A Girl', because I somehow failed to be distracted long enough to avoid writing this.

Contains violence and potential disturbing weirdness.

( Filk under cut )

So, I finally decided to add to the little diversion I delved into last time, and as a result, we have more Silmarillion nonsense.

Beware, for here be much crackiness, and not nearly so much sense.

( Oddity awaits )

A discussion of PMS with cassie5squared a few months back segued into a rather cracky Silmarillion discussion. Upon browsing my chatlogs, I found it again, and decided to share it ( Read more... )

Because boredom leads me to test this new DeviantArt sharing gadget with one of my old pics.


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Taken from Trojie because I feel like trying.

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

So, the grand saga to do with that post title? I'll let my twitter updates say it all. Have put them in proper order, since copying directly would deliver them from last to first.

( Stuff here )

So I wound up creating some random bits of Silmarillion inspired weirdness, with Cassie's unashamed encouragement. Some canon, some merely speculative/weird.

( Silm fun beneath )

Hmm. So when I woke up this morning, my brain attempted, in the space between 'still asleep' and 'have to get up', to entertain me by composing dirty limericks. WTF, brain ( Read more... )

Okay, was doing a Writing For Performance class today for Uni, we did a writing exercise. We were told to do a scene where two people are working at the same task, one in charge of the other, the second making mistakes, asking questions etc, and there to be conflict between them ( Read more... )

Got the buggers!

There were a couple of large flies in my room. They exasperated me. I'm not so good at direct kills on account of the ick factor. But I was getting really, really annoyed.

So I brought in the vacuum cleaner, extended its wand, removed the attachment on the end...

...and hunted the bastards down in midair. Settling anywhere ( Read more... )