So, since I was given a voucher by my parents for Christmas, I recently went into the shops to get myself some DVDs. So I wound up getting Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, the Devil May Cry animated series, and Princess Mononoke. I've since watched them all, which was fun ( Read more... )

So in a less-than-sunny mood I seem to have committed an act of freeform poetry. So I thought perhaps I might as well pour this particular bottle of cynicism onto LJ.

( Poem under cut )

Just a bit of Twilight mockery, you know?

Yeah, this one I wrote when chapter 24 of Eclipse got sporked over at das_sporking. In which much fuss is made over... Bella thinking melodramatically about poking herself with a sharp rock to distract hostile vampires. She doesn't even do it, guys. She doesn't do anything - not that that's a change from her usual, ( Read more... )

My Easter present to myself? Is apparently a totalled car, a trip to the hospital, and a whole lot of bruises ( Read more... )

The thing I made regarding the scene in LotR in which the Witch-King's 'no man can kill me' belief runs headlong into Eowyn's Sword of Loophole ( Read more... )

So, while following along on Mark Reads Lord of the Rings, the chapter-by-chapter reading by someone who does not know the story yet, I found myself re-experiencing my own love for the novel. And wrote a poem, inspired by the Muster of Rohan and Ride of the Rohirrim chapters.

Here it is.

The Rohirrim Ride ForthBold they ride and battle-ready ( Read more... )

Excerpt from therapy session that could have been ( Read more... )

Ever wondered what a song like this might sound like if given to a drow? Or a PPC Agent?
...Thought not.

Presenting Mazarun's take on the Katy Perry song 'I Kissed A Girl', because I somehow failed to be distracted long enough to avoid writing this.

Contains violence and potential disturbing weirdness.

( Filk under cut )

This is a prequel interlude to certain of my missions, detailing how, exactly, Mazarun came to join the PPC.

Disclaimer: The PPC originates with Jay and Acacia, Osbert’s Raiders as a PPC group are the creation of KGarrett, and Forgotten Realms drow and other D&D content belong to TSR, Inc. and Wizards of the Coast. All drow characters mentioned ( Read more... )

Disclaimer: The PPC originates with Jay and Acacia, Harry Potter exists to do missions for courtesy of J.K. Rowling, and Forgotten Realms drow and other D&D content belong to TSR, Inc. and Wizards of the Coast. The fic in question, Defenses, belongs to SeaSparrow, who can keep it and its dreadful Sue, because I don’t especially want either ( Read more... )