Just a bit of Twilight mockery, you know?
Yeah, this one I wrote when chapter 24 of Eclipse got sporked over at
das_sporking. In which much fuss is made over... Bella thinking melodramatically about poking herself with a sharp rock to distract hostile vampires. She doesn't even do it, guys. She doesn't do anything - not that that's a change from her usual,
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