One of my favorite things on DA is when kids argue with me about art technique, how the graphic art industry works, and art in general. They're 14 (or whatever -teen) and their gallery is full of the kind of stuff I drew when I was ten years old, but they know more about all of that stuff than I do even though I've been in the industry for five ( Read more... )

This has got to be one of the most bizarre WTFs I’ve ever had ( Read more... )

Here's some cute boston terrier fluff for all of you: Ticklish Boston Terrier.

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Almost as good as the stranded french bulldog puppy.

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Which is almost as good as Batman Pug.

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Almost.

Standard DA fare. Seventeen-year-old kid who seems trollish (but I think she's just genuinely stupid from past troll experience) starts drama, it gets posted to a drama group, she perpetuates the drama seemingly oblivious to how dense she really sounds, then out of the blue her "cousin" from the other side of the planet enters the fray to tell ( Read more... )

I was watching TV on my bed just now and a commercial came on that had some slight double-vision to it in one point ( Read more... )

Hey, guys...

Want some more DA stupid with less grammar fail but more logic fail?

Here you go.

And in case this is deleted, here's a screen cap.Nutshell: TheKingOfTheBeavers posts a screen cap of one of Nexis's journal entries (which Nexis deleted shortly after). Nexis is butthurt stemming from what the screen cap was originally about, and he ( Read more... )

Anybody in the mood for a little DA stupid involving some teenaged girl (she HAS to be a teenager even though she claimed to be 26) getting revenge for ONE SINGLE COMMENT I left one of her friends saying they were acting childish ( Read more... )

Bree: "12 more minutes and I can say 'Merry Christmas, Bitches!' on facebook!"

Me: "Christmas isn't technically for another 24 hours and 12 minutes."

Bree: "Shut up, midnight marks the start of the 48 hours of Christmas!"

Yep, another Mom-ism. There was just a crash of thunder outside out of NOWHERE. I had no idea it was supposed to storm tonight, so I jumped out of my skin.

Me: "Was that thunder?!"

Mom: "Either that or a giant raccoon farted."

Fun times with my mom never end. Paula Dean was on TMZ.

Me: "I like her more than I used to." *goes out to the kitchen while my mom stays in the living room*

Mom: "Her food always looks SO GOOD."

Me: "I think it's the two pounds of butter."

Mom: "And she's a slot whore!" **

Me: "Wait, what---"

Mom: "SLUT! Slot SLUT."

Me: *pops back into ( Read more... )