Things I never thought I'd hear my mother say, Part II.

Oct 28, 2010 23:58

Fun times with my mom never end. Paula Dean was on TMZ.

Me: "I like her more than I used to." *goes out to the kitchen while my mom stays in the living room*

Mom: "Her food always looks SO GOOD."

Me: "I think it's the two pounds of butter."

Mom: "And she's a slot whore!" **

Me: "Wait, what---"

Mom: "SLUT! Slot SLUT."

Me: *pops back into living room* "What the hell LMAO."

** A few years ago Paula Dean called herself a "slot slut" in an interview to describe her gambling habits. That's what was being referenced here.

humor, family

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