Wow, Super Sweet 16 is disgracing my city... fucking suburbanites.

But, until I have the chance to do something ridiculous with a massive amount of mon-- DEARGODWHYISSHEDANCINGLIKETHAT?! I'm sorry to tell you sweetheart, but dancers can be atheletes, not the other way around...

OK, Top Ten Time: Intellectual News Week

1. Smart Girls Need Porn. ( Read more... )

OK, so here is my revised Texas travel plan:

August 1 or 2
Stage One: 810mi of Atlanta to Houston; drive there (which is basically an entire day), impose myself on Stool and his mother (which shouldn't be too difficult as they both like me), spend part of the next day with Stool hanging out and seeing things.

August 2 or 3Stage Two: 162mi of ( Read more... )

Well, I'm back in Atlanta. And, as usual, I had a fairly amusing trip back through good ol' North Alabamy.

Step One: Waking UpI decided to wake up at 830, put the rest of the laundry in the dryer, and run to Target to return something. Unfortunately, I woke up at 830, told myself that if I got up and did it I could sleep another half hour. Got up ( Read more... )

OK, so here's the story on the interviews, I realize I haven't filled in a lot of blanks so I'm going to cover my bases...

U of MQuit. Done and done. No more stupid professors, no more stupid classmates, I'm putting that money towards an overload at Rhodes because at this point I need to get what I pay for. I mentioned my physics prof to ( Read more... )

Attention AtlantansI'm not finding any jobs here, thanks to the late notice of not having anyone in the apartment this summer, so I'm coming back to Atlanta to work the overpriced restaurant scene. I'll be driving in on Sunday, and will be around for a while. Trying to work out a trip to Austin, still, that might be complicated by the doubled ( Read more... )

Watching Will and Grace when Grace dates the inmate ( Read more... )