Romeo and Juliet
Wow, Super Sweet 16 is disgracing my city... fucking suburbanites.
But, until I have the chance to do something ridiculous with a massive amount of mon-- DEARGODWHYISSHEDANCINGLIKETHAT?! I'm sorry to tell you sweetheart, but dancers can be atheletes, not the other way around...
OK, Top Ten Time: Intellectual News Week
1. Smart Girls Need Porn. Do I need to say anything else?
2. Calling Dr. Frankenstein... this is really nifty, though, and I think it's another step towards actually being able to do something for people instead of just stitching it up and hoping that everything's done. Or just having to give up.
3. OK, so some of you have seen this already, but I just couldn't believe my eyes and ears so here's confirmation that they are, indeed, whoring it out again. And, just because they smelled money on that one, Rambo's back, too.
4. And you guys thought the boonies cops were bad about speeding tickets... well, at least he didn't get pulled over for drunk driving.
5. So you know how Sly Stallone came back with that whole Rocky Balboa thing and the hwhole Rambo thing? Weeeellll, I just figured out why. I just... wow. Yeah. Interesting. Of course, all of this is hypothetical since it doesn't come out until 2008...
6. Mr. T pities the fool with the jewels.
7. The Saudi government publically admits that Saudis want to be American. Saudi couples admit that Americans might have something right in the relationship department.
8. This is proof of a few things:
1. Canadians rock.
2. Bloggers rock.
3. Other people rock as well.
4. I'm not sure that anyone involved with this had enough to do with their time.
9. Only now can you see a headline with "bush", "putin", and "butt" in the news.
10. So I tried to find something really funny to wrap this up, but I couldn't find anything that didn't convince me like this and this that we're pretty much fucked.
But, until I have the chance to do something ridiculous with a massive amount of mon-- DEARGODWHYISSHEDANCINGLIKETHAT?! I'm sorry to tell you sweetheart, but dancers can be atheletes, not the other way around...
OK, Top Ten Time: Intellectual News Week
1. Smart Girls Need Porn. Do I need to say anything else?
2. Calling Dr. Frankenstein... this is really nifty, though, and I think it's another step towards actually being able to do something for people instead of just stitching it up and hoping that everything's done. Or just having to give up.
3. OK, so some of you have seen this already, but I just couldn't believe my eyes and ears so here's confirmation that they are, indeed, whoring it out again. And, just because they smelled money on that one, Rambo's back, too.
4. And you guys thought the boonies cops were bad about speeding tickets... well, at least he didn't get pulled over for drunk driving.
5. So you know how Sly Stallone came back with that whole Rocky Balboa thing and the hwhole Rambo thing? Weeeellll, I just figured out why. I just... wow. Yeah. Interesting. Of course, all of this is hypothetical since it doesn't come out until 2008...
6. Mr. T pities the fool with the jewels.
7. The Saudi government publically admits that Saudis want to be American. Saudi couples admit that Americans might have something right in the relationship department.
8. This is proof of a few things:
1. Canadians rock.
2. Bloggers rock.
3. Other people rock as well.
4. I'm not sure that anyone involved with this had enough to do with their time.
9. Only now can you see a headline with "bush", "putin", and "butt" in the news.
10. So I tried to find something really funny to wrap this up, but I couldn't find anything that didn't convince me like this and this that we're pretty much fucked.