Okay… I’ve documented my trip more-or-less as it happened, but I think I’ll convert my observations into more of a story format.  All of my observations are virtually verbatim, only the tenses have been changed where needed.

The trip from Texas to Florida was surprisingly road kill free, but then I spent the majority of said trip in the backseat ( Read more... )

Okay, first let me say that y!gallery and its slow ass self are really sucking right now. Srsly… *stabs y!gallery with a spork*

This will likely be x-posted to y!gallery when it’s back to its normal self.

That being said I have a few things to talk about.

Firstly: Hell hath frozen over.

Any of you out there who know me know I’ve ( Read more... )

Why must I always be the one to find the underage users that live in Texas ( Read more... )

Okay... so I was bored and made a quiz. I seriously doubt more than one person will take it.


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I haven't updated my journal in a while and this is probably just as good a reason to as any.

Okay so I saw this quiz in
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Prepare yourself for the WHINE.. *hands out cheese*

I am SO fucking bored it's not even funny. And that's just the beginning of my... Blarness.

There are so many things I want/need. I am getting a new monitor for Christmas and I can't fucking wait... but there are so many other things I need. Hell, I need a whole new damned computer... there ( Read more... )

Yay... it's official.  My body has decided to stop playing the "Make Korde think he's getting sick" game and has graduated into an actual illness.

Mostly my problem is that... well.. the best way I can describe it is... I feel drunk.  My coordination is off, my dexterity is off, walking is a fairly bad idea.   I feel like I'm in a fog.  My stomach ( Read more... )

You know what I want for Christmas?  A full body transplant.

Yes, I want a new body.  You'd want a new one too if you had mine.  Yes, this is going to be a rant about how sucky my body is, but it has nothing to do with weight or superficial appearance issues.

Let's dive right in shall we?  My back is constantly a minefield of knots.  I could have an ( Read more... )

I swear... I never remember my dreams... if I do dream at all, but sometimes I'll remember bits and pieces of them. And for some unknown reason I dreamt that I was having a conversation with Teller... you know, of Penn and Teller... and he was doing most of the talking. I don't remember the entire conversation, but at some point we were talking ( Read more... )

Yeah, you laugh... it's a legitimate question.

No, seriously... One of my ex-boyfriends was really into Zombie movies and had his own plan for how to survive if the world was overrun by zombies. He had several plans, in fact. And it prompted me to come up with my own (I can, occasionally, be a "follower")... so... am I weird?

My Plan:  Go to Wal- ( Read more... )