Dec 10, 2006 01:03
Yeah, you laugh... it's a legitimate question.
No, seriously... One of my ex-boyfriends was really into Zombie movies and had his own plan for how to survive if the world was overrun by zombies. He had several plans, in fact. And it prompted me to come up with my own (I can, occasionally, be a "follower")... so... am I weird?
My Plan: Go to Wal-Mart and hole up there.
Yeah... that's right... go to Wal-Mart. Most Wal-Marts sell guns and ammo and if they don't they have axes, bats, knives, and other things that can be fashioned into weapons. They have food, clothing, water, bathrooms, bedding, medicine... everything one would need to, at least temporarily, survive an attack by zombies. Granted, there's the problem of shutting the place down... locking everything up.. and hoping no one inside was bitten, but hey.. not all plans are completely flawless. It wouldn't be ideal for a very long-term place to hole up though so I should probably come up longer term survival plan, but then that would make me really weird.
I tried to come up with other plans for being attacked by a bunch of... other things you often see in horror movies, but I wouldn't mind becoming a vampire and I could handle being a werewolf.... and if we're attacked by Aliens... well, lets face it, we'd be fucked.
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