Oh, I can't stop myself ( Read more... )

Oh God, if you could see my eyes rolling you'd probably think that I'm having some kind of fit, but really all that's happened is an unfortunate channel-flipping session on US telly.

First of all, can anyone get on telly these days? Like, in privately funded 'commercials' that puke propaganda at people? "Hey Ma, I'm on television" suddenly ( Read more... )

Ah, hell ( Read more... )

Ok, GRR.

Last week the Times published an 'article' by this tool Tad Safran (Who?) on how British women don't groom themselves enough compared to American women and lots of women became furious and yadda yadda because, y'know, he sounds like a chauvanist pig. He is a chauvanist pig, if his writing is anything to go by, although I think there's ( Read more... )

Protesters demand execution of 'blasphemy' teacher.

Why does it seem that this is the overly-zealous Muslim reaction to everything*? Cartoon depicting Muhammad appears in a paper several thousand miles away? "KILL THEM!" A schoolteacher names a teddy bear 'Muhammad'? "KILL HER!" A bowl of milk was spilled? "CALL THE FIRING SQUAD!"

*Note: ( Read more... )

Ok, I haven't done a link entry in a long time, so here goes:

First off, the story on the Tube-Voice-Lady (that's what I call her, her real name is Emma Clarke and you can hear her saying such choice phrases as MIND THE GAP) is brilliant. Sorry, but just read it! She basically wrote some, um, choice opinions on her blog and TfL took offence, ( Read more... )

I was about to spaz over this article but before I got to reading it I noticed the header says "Relax, it died 300 million years ago" and I feel much better. Because the very idea of giant spiders is enough to give me nightmares for the REST OF MY LIFE ( Read more... )

Wow. Jerry Falwell died yesterday. Just the other day someone used the term "moral majority" and wahey, the founder of the actual Moral Majority is dead! I think I shall go home and play that Dead Kennedys song a few times ( Read more... )

Oh, Paris Hilton can fuck right off.

I'm sorry, but why, exactly, does she deserve not to go to jail? Seriously, why ( Read more... )