Yesterday, I had to explain to someone where to find the Refresh button on her browser.

I simply had to share with you all the story of ( Mr. Asshat. )

I've had a few gems recently... And all of a sudden, I can't remember most of them. But there are a few ( Read more... )

Ugh. The weekend? Pretty much sucked. It's now several days after the fact, and much of my body is still sore, and the soles of my feet still feel a little like they've been beaten. Gets better every day, though, and at least I've now had enough sleep that my brain is back to functioning normally. You should have seen Fuzzy and me trying to work on ( Read more... )

It was actually surprisingly unscary, with surprisingly few demands for the bathroom. But I still got plenty of fodder to hand out the Moron of the Day awards ( Read more... )

... You either get yourself to the cash line, or you get the hell out. Is this really such a difficult concept?

To the guy with the persistent, nasty nasty phlegmy cough: I know it's not your fault. Evidently you are sick and can't help it. But must you come in, day after day, and peruse the books in my section for hours on end? Your cough started out merely annoying. But now, seriously? It is so absolutely disgusting that listening to it is making me sick. ( Read more... )

First there was this lady on the phone. She was looking for some book about horses, which turned out to be a photography book anyway, so I really shouldn't have had to deal with her at all. The book is called "Horses." As you can imagine, this is not going to produce useful results, so fortunately, she had the author's name, and it was unusual ( Read more... )

Some of you may have seen this already, but if you haven't, it's fucking hilarious, in a crying-for-humanity sort of way. Sean, you in particular will probably piss yourself laughing at this guy, if you haven't already seen it.http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/

Tales from the bookstore ( Read more... )