Just thought I'd post an update since it's been almost a month since the last ( Read more... )

Post the David Lynch's version of "A Goofy Movie" thing I found. This is serious lulz for me and probably all my other morbid friends.

Pete: "Goofy...your kid's d-"

Goofy: "I don't believe you."

Pete: "Wha...?"

Goofy: "I SAID I don't BELIEVE you."

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DAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THESE PAPERS ARE KILLING ME! FOOK. THREE PAGES ON MY CONCEPT OF SAFETY IN AMERICA. START OVER ( Read more... )

Kay so , WHY the FUCK is my default image an icon of (tr)ash from that horrible vampire series? If that isn't imposing your will, I don't fucking know what is. Cocksuckers ( Read more... )

YOU GUYS. Uhmm.....okay so today was beyond magical for me because of various experiences but....

YOU ALL NEED TO LISTEN TO THIS MUSIC RIGHT NOW! Especially YOU mich. YES YOU.

Okay so its the worst thing in the world for me to cry in frontof people, but Victor, he uhm....hooked me up to this speaker with a GREGORIAN CHANT version of "The Sound of ( Read more... )

Goodbye custom operating system. I blew that fucker up while trying to plug in a circuit that blew up last night, effectively scaring the pants off my new roommate and friend Victoria. Money losses one month after moving my old ass to college? -1500.00, -250.00, -1200.00,-1691.95...I'm fucked. So much for an art career

oh Goddamn it, guess who just died? JUST died? As in, within the past hour?

Richard Wright

As in, phenomenal keyboardist/backup vocalist of Pink Floyd?

Fuck. When are some dictators going to knock off instead of so many geniuses and prodigies?

I also find it funny that I added "Echoes" to my playlist over on the dot com this morning. He had a heavy ( Read more... )

Well apparently, I'm playing model tomorrow! I was pulled into the drawing 1 room today while at college, and thinking something was wrong, I became nervous and minced my lard in the door.

Prof.O: Would you mind being a model for my sculpting class?

ME: Pardon...?! Uhm sure! Really?

Prof.O: Oh yes, see what we're going to do is take some frme photos ( Read more... )

One non-dorm, commission poster and 170 dollar rent payment second later, I'm 14 hours away from my first college class. I gotta start raking in some cash FAST because its disappearing fast. I could use some advertisement.

Living with a baby is proving less hideous than expected, but its stll pretty scary. Going to bed with the knowledge that she' ( Read more... )

I am beyond pissed right now. Five A.M. Oh sure you can sleep just fine with constant screaming, its like listening to the ocean. Just like that. But with more sharks and 9mm,'s that gangs leave laying about, but none of those guns work, sadly. Doesn't it suck when there is sand in your guns?

Kill all humans.

Sperm to egg: I'M A GIGANTIC FAGGOT

Egg ( Read more... )