Annnd now I've pretty much migrated from facialbook to Tumblr.

Because reasons?

I have so many friends there omg

Whut?

Is there really any point in me posting journals anymore? He he. Just about everyone I know here is on facialbook. O__o

Wow, I've gotten fat and lazy. It has nothing to do with the fact that I spend all my time over on facebook AKA fece!book anymore, since its like a souped up LJ and most of my friends are there bitching alongside with me. I wish you guys would come over too. Some of you have and it is SUHWEET. m_buggie In particular needs to swap her half asian ass on ( Read more... )

Just thought I'd post an update since it's been almost a month since the last ( Read more... )

Hello LJ cannibal-anencephalic baby lovers! You!
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It is important for me to document this. I will never quite be the same after today.

We had to have Tiny, a large sized, curly-tailed mutt breed dog of ours who's been in the family for 8 loving years, put down today. Killed. And I was the one who had to watch the proverbial trigger be pulled alongside my niece, who only just arrived today.

She was a ( Read more... )

Posting for epicness. This video show is made out to seem like a COMPLETELY real news broadcast series, and here's so far my favorite. Again, morbid lul'z.

"When you insert eeheeyahpenis into the va-ghyai-nah, it'll pay for itself the very first time."

HAH, okay now the video. I went to post it here but forgot I hadn't copied it and had instead my ( Read more... )

WELL! Now we know it was a murder. There is no dojo that could teach even David Carradine how to hang himself by both his neck, AND his penis. Why would he hang his penis? Make it commit suicide too? It'll die with the rest of him anyways! Unless he hated his penis so much that he felt the unnecessary, to be necessary.

How humiliating! My mom was ( Read more... )

R.I.P David Carradine.

See you later man.

He died by hanging. Most likely a suicide.

Damn.

Also...more art work for project_arcana up, although I know I can do better. I've been having an off MONTH since college ended. Change of pace and all that boogyman.


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Post the David Lynch's version of "A Goofy Movie" thing I found. This is serious lulz for me and probably all my other morbid friends.

Pete: "Goofy...your kid's d-"

Goofy: "I don't believe you."

Pete: "Wha...?"

Goofy: "I SAID I don't BELIEVE you."

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