Wow, I've gotten fat and lazy. It has nothing to do with the fact that I spend all my time over on facebook AKA fece!book anymore, since its like a souped up LJ and most of my friends are there bitching alongside with me. I wish you guys would come over too. Some of you have and it is SUHWEET. m_buggie In particular needs to swap her half asian ass on ( Read more... )

Kay so , WHY the FUCK is my default image an icon of (tr)ash from that horrible vampire series? If that isn't imposing your will, I don't fucking know what is. Cocksuckers ( Read more... )

Had a fun little breakdown yesterday. God I'm depressed. I don't have time to be online hardly ever since school started. I knew it would happen, but I really fucking want to finish and post my project arcana entries and talk to ya'll.

I also keep ruining the black foam boards I'm supposed to use in my first official college 2-d art prodge and those ( Read more... )

I am beyond pissed right now. Five A.M. Oh sure you can sleep just fine with constant screaming, its like listening to the ocean. Just like that. But with more sharks and 9mm,'s that gangs leave laying about, but none of those guns work, sadly. Doesn't it suck when there is sand in your guns?

Kill all humans.

Sperm to egg: I'M A GIGANTIC FAGGOT

Egg ( Read more... )

I totally went clubbing tonight after waking up after having a dream of becoming an amputee/getting a pet dinosaur, and watched chris doing his drag show. He was GREAT. He danced like no one else and he reminded me of Morgan. Or Pat Benatar. Either way, HOT.

It was as if Noli me Tangere was REAL. Fucking real. I loved it. Chris did a fabulous job ( Read more... )

Now, you're probably all wondering why I've been such a distant bitch lately. I mean two weeks! God! Really. Well....

TWAZZINT MARR FAWUT.

No, it wasn't. Wasn't me. Our modem exploded, literally.

WHOA.

It was kind of amazing though, I mean, it was just five minutes before Leah, Seth and Chloe showed up, and a freak lightning storm blew its blustery ( Read more... )

Yay monetary dilemma.

And SO, it starts. Next up, bodily health slope fall into some bacony kind of hell.

I THOUGHT I sent in my FAFSA application ((you know, since I'm retarded and have to depend on that fucking crap partially rather than having a good functioning brain that will GET ME PAID FOR BECAUSE IT --HOLY FUCK-- WORKS under the tiniest ( Read more... )

Yeah so I went and made one. I doubt anybody wants to view my shitty undead character, but well--at least her profile is amusing. HAPPY FUN TIMES

PROFILE--Kilderok lvl 38 Warlock:

A victim of Tertiary stage Syphilis, this unfortunate young spinster wanders the groves and swamps of the Wetlands, plotting her revenge against the vile king of the ( Read more... )

God, somebody shut this stupid motherfucker up. My dad is sitting next to me with his morning coffee, watching south park episodes, and this fucking cunt hick salesman WON'T shut the proverbial fuck up ( Read more... )

AHAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't I know that David Hyde Pierce was gay? I have been under a rock. =(

BUT I JUST FOUND OUT

I'll never look at Delbert Doppler the same way again,
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