Okay, fanlings, can we talk?

Kairi is not a slut based on the length of her dress!

This is after a conversation with a person on why they don't like Kairi.

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It's not SquallYuffie we're talking about here. No matter how many times Yuffie calls Leon 'Squall,' it's not really his name anymore. No one else calls him that. Leon clearly doesn't like it when people use his birth name. Therefore, PLEASE STOP NAME-SMUSHING SQUALL AND YUFFIE INTO AN UNPRONOUNCABLE PEANUT-BUTTER BRAND SOUNDALIKE ( Read more... )

Dealing with a very specific fanauthor here,

Okay, you. I respect that you've stuck with your fic for seventy chapters. That's a feat, yeah, and it's great. You're a decent writer, random capitalizations aside.

( But see, then things get Not Okay... )

To that poor disillusioned author on ff.net; Yuffie does not write stories in her angst notebook about how life sucks. Yuffie does not become invisible while Kairi struts around above all. Yuffie does not mope underneath trees, and if she was, she certainly wouldn't admit to it to your odd version of Axel who talks like a five year old and has ( Read more... )

So fanbrats lets talk about Naruto crossovers. More specifically how unbelievably ridiculous you make them. Since you always seem to bitch about me 'STEEFLING UR ARRTISTIK TALENT ' whenever I tell you how you should write interactions between characters from two radically different canons, I'm going to be a pompous ass and tell you how you shouldn' ( Read more... )

You know, if you're going to write a KH fic with a FF character as the lead, the least you can do is get their personality right. I don't know about you guys, but I have a difficult time seeing Yuffie do the following ( Read more... )

Dear Squiffie Smut Writers,

WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

Ahem.

Sorry about that little outburst. Anyway, late last Monday, I got nostalgic for Squiffie smut (my first OTP). I’m not entirely sure why this happened, by now that the weekend’s over and I have internet access again, I have discovered this new form of torture known as ‘ ( Read more... )

Hello my relatively small corner of fandom!

( I have a few minor questions for you... )

I should've joined this comm back before my inspiration went the way of the dodo.

Anyway, hello, first time ranter (here, at least, I've been going HIOEWUHTGIWEHT for awhile), so on and so forth, la la la. I have a question, though.

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