Beware of posts typed up at two in the morning. :x
So fanbrats lets talk about Naruto crossovers. More specifically how unbelievably ridiculous you make them. Since you always seem to bitch about me 'STEEFLING UR ARRTISTIK TALENT ' whenever I tell you how you should write interactions between characters from two radically different canons, I'm going to be a pompous ass and tell you how you shouldn't write them. :Db
First on my list: if your impossibly beautiful Sue dressed in the most provocative clothes in existence walked through the doors of the hidden leaf village, netheir Sasuke or Kakashi would react with a physically impossible nosebleed and the thougt 'OMG SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAWT :D' , That's JIRAIYA you're thinking about fool. And even he has some standards.
VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE NUMBAH TWO! Yuffie does not come from Konoha or any of the other villages. *gaspth* *choke* 'B-BUT SHE'S A NINJA!' Correct. She is a ninja. But she fights with completely different style than the rest of the ninja population in Naruto-verse. To enforce this point I have written an overdramatized script form of what would happen if Yuffie met a NARUTO!Neenja.
Random leaf ninja: OHOKAGNOWAMIYMUNAKSCREWTRADITIONALFIGHTINGSTYLES-NO-JUTSU!
Yuffie: *has already stolen everything of value RLN had on and killed the rest of his team while they wasted five minutes of their lives making ridiculous and overdramtized hand signs* SEE YA SUCKERS!!
Why yes fanbrats that is correct. Ninjutsu was not a term specifically created for the naruto franchise.
V.I.N. THREE: Naruto would not be able to wield a Keyblade. Why? Because even though on the outside he's a cocky and self assured little bastard, on the inside he's a confused teenager struggling with his inner turmoil who does not posess the strength of heart needed to wield a Keyblade. Same goes for Sasuke. And the entire fandom seems to completely ignore the existence of Sakura. ;o;
V.I.N FOUR: If Sora and friends were to beat Sasuke in battle he would not go 'OMG UR TEH STRONGEST WARRIOR IN THE WORLD! LETS BECOME THE BEST OF FRIENDS AND DEFEAT MY EBIL BIG BROTHER ITACHI!' He would probably say something along the lines of, 'I'm going to kill you and take that power for my own!'
V.I.N. FIVE: As thrilled as I am that you're writing about her, Sakura is not a princess of heart.
I'm too lazy to complain any more so I leave you with this. Don't kill me.
First on my list: if your impossibly beautiful Sue dressed in the most provocative clothes in existence walked through the doors of the hidden leaf village, netheir Sasuke or Kakashi would react with a physically impossible nosebleed and the thougt 'OMG SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAWT :D' , That's JIRAIYA you're thinking about fool. And even he has some standards.
VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE NUMBAH TWO! Yuffie does not come from Konoha or any of the other villages. *gaspth* *choke* 'B-BUT SHE'S A NINJA!' Correct. She is a ninja. But she fights with completely different style than the rest of the ninja population in Naruto-verse. To enforce this point I have written an overdramatized script form of what would happen if Yuffie met a NARUTO!Neenja.
Random leaf ninja: OHOKAGNOWAMIYMUNAKSCREWTRADITIONALFIGHTINGSTYLES-NO-JUTSU!
Yuffie: *has already stolen everything of value RLN had on and killed the rest of his team while they wasted five minutes of their lives making ridiculous and overdramtized hand signs* SEE YA SUCKERS!!
Why yes fanbrats that is correct. Ninjutsu was not a term specifically created for the naruto franchise.
V.I.N. THREE: Naruto would not be able to wield a Keyblade. Why? Because even though on the outside he's a cocky and self assured little bastard, on the inside he's a confused teenager struggling with his inner turmoil who does not posess the strength of heart needed to wield a Keyblade. Same goes for Sasuke. And the entire fandom seems to completely ignore the existence of Sakura. ;o;
V.I.N FOUR: If Sora and friends were to beat Sasuke in battle he would not go 'OMG UR TEH STRONGEST WARRIOR IN THE WORLD! LETS BECOME THE BEST OF FRIENDS AND DEFEAT MY EBIL BIG BROTHER ITACHI!' He would probably say something along the lines of, 'I'm going to kill you and take that power for my own!'
V.I.N. FIVE: As thrilled as I am that you're writing about her, Sakura is not a princess of heart.
I'm too lazy to complain any more so I leave you with this. Don't kill me.