Everyone needs a good scapegoat. Whether it's that guy at work who you can point to when IT discovers cake crumbs in your hard drive (how did they get THERE), or the flatmate who's not home when the others discover all of the popcorn has been eaten ("But we bought three packets yesterday!" "I know, she's really sorry and will buy more, you don't ( Read more... )

Ow. I was joking when I told people that if I didn't show up at work after my first derby training session that it meant I was broken. But Monday morning I found myself with an icepack on my knee and wishing I owned more work-appropriate flat shoes ( Read more... )

Fear is a funny thing. Sometimes it's logical, sometimes it's not ( Read more... )

I was thinking about a Ben Stiller movie the other night. That one where he does Blue Steel and talks in a really annoying voice. That's it - Zoolander ( Read more... )

After Googling "rollerskating AND Perth" I discovered there is a rollerdrome about 20 minutes from me that has learn to skate classes on Saturday and Sunday mornings ( Read more... )

I just bought rollerskates and even though I can't rollerskate I am quite excited ( Read more... )

I was walking past Middleton Beach this morning and there was this cute little kid (maybe four years old) playing on the play equipment ( Read more... )

There's this ad on TV at the moment for some form of in-car navigation system. It shows all these different people, driving around, getting lost, looking at maps and basically getting pretty mad at each other. At the end there's this catch phrase: "Avoid carguments ( Read more... )

It's funny getting to know your parents as adults once you're an adult too ( Read more... )

God it's happening again ( Read more... )