All my fics and parody scripts collected handily in one place! Everything here is 100% Gen, fics are listed more or less in chronological order according to series timeline. Characters and settings are the property of their respective creators and owners. Fanfic wouldn't be nearly so much fun if I got paid to write it.

( Stargate: SG-1 )

Dear Supernatural:

Okay, so we've been kind of on-again-off-again the last few seasons, partly because I have so little tv time these days and partly because, let's be honest, you haven't exactly been on your game much of late (and when you were on your game you were making me feel kicked and sad half the time). And I was actually kind of hoping ( Read more... )

Dear SPN fandom ( Read more... )

Title: Save the Birds
Author: kalquessa
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1, Supernatural
Genre: Gen, Crossover
Word Count: 997
Characters: Dean Winchester, Hank Landry
Season/Spoilers: Takes place sometime before "Ark of Truth" in Stargate's timeline and sometime after "Sympathy for the Devil" in Supernatural's. Do not stare directly at the continuity, as it is ( Read more... )

1. Thank you to everyone who sent birthday felicitations and/or balloons! I had a lovely day yesterday, despite a lack of anything resembling a proper night's sleep the night before (thank you, adorable offspring). Everyone at choir sang "Happy Birthday" to me between masses, my sister is here from Virginia to buy me Birthday All Star Trainers of ( Read more... )

My Thursday shows all made me flail this week and I need to share briefly:

( Bones )

Well it's no longer in time for feliciakw's birthday but it's only a few days late and by my standards that's practically early. Ask koalasigns how many Christmas presents she's received in July over the years. Anyway ( Read more... )

So it turns out that when you have to sit and hook yourself up to a breast pump and be milked like a cow several times a day, you end up watching a lot of TV on the internet. I have thoughts.

( The Big Bang Theory )

The father-in-law and I have decided that in light of the CW website's epic fail last week, we're just going to pool our resources and buy the season on iTunes. It's fun pretending to be grown-ups with money.

I have heard rumors that this ep received something of a lukewarm reaction from some quarters of fandom. Fair warning, then: ( it filled me with giggles and flaily joy. )

The father-in-law finally cracked and bought this off iTunes since the CW still hadn't uploaded it to their streaming website as of Monday afternoon. *shakes fist* Why does the one show I really care about staying current with have to be on the one major network that can't seem to get their episode streaming figured out? They finally started using ( Read more... )