If you have just shaved your legs and you spill chipotle chili sauce on them? It will sting. Just so you know.

Note to self:

As you may already be aware, the purpose of putting a lid on a pot is to keep the heat in. Now, one might be able to deduce from this fact that heat rises (thus the efficacy of the lid) and that there is generally a lot of it under the lid of a boiling pot.

Given these facts, one could, if one were to actually use one's brain for ( Read more... )

I am at work and bored! Thus, a meme!

( 40 questions about 2008 under the cut )

How much do I love LJ's seasonal decorations ( Read more... )

ERNIE: Mom said you slipped and fell this morning.

ME: Yup.

ERNIE: Aw. Are you okay?

ME: Yeah, I've inflicted worse upon myself.

ERNIE: Like that one time, on the front porch, with the bleeding.

ME: Yeah. Like that.

ERNIE: And you didn't ruin your shoes like that other time!

ME: That is what's important, yes ( Read more... )

Imagine me coming in, taking down the placard that reads "Marie Anderson: Accident Free for ______ Days and Counting!" and setting the number of days back to zero ( Read more... )

feliciakw posted the other day about accidental burns contracted during food preparation. I had occasion to think of her this evening when I tried to pick up my my wok and discovered that its handle was extremely hot from being too close to the flame under the pot next to it ( Read more... )

ME: We need to talk.

MYSELF: Oh?

ME: Yeah, here's the thing: you know how you put "March of the Penguins" on last night because you wanted to finish the ironing but not feel compelled to stay up any later than that ( Read more... )