Last night I went to bed early with a headache. By 11:30 I was sound asleep. By 4:10 I was awoken to screams of Weber standing on the landing screaming "Everyone get the fuck up, get the fuck downstairs, right fucking now! Get the fuck up!!!" I woke up like a shot, freaking out that someone had broken in and trashed the joint, there was a fire, ( Read more... )

Alright, tell me if I'm being crazy, an ass, etc. with this whole deal. I don't think I am, but I value other people's perspectives ( Read more... )

Hey everyone who reads this thing! I know I haven't updated in a long time, but things have been busybusybusy here in Johnland, the Weirdest Goddamn Place in the World (tm). I'm actually doing well in school, so that's something, but I've also been busy with my RADIO SHOW. For those not in the know, a friend and I host a show on UMBC's radio ( Read more... )

So I've been back to school for a total of three (3 [III]) days and I've made some notations about things.

1. There are a lot of people that are physically and/or mentally incapable of driving. You will get behind these people during rush hour traffic on the beltway.
2. There is never any parking anywhere until you are ready to leave.
3. There are two very ( Read more... )

So I could be sitting in the coffee house RIGHT NOW typing up the next best goddamn novel to grace the bookshelves and then suddenly run into a logistical problem. Could my fantastic brain surgeon who plays by his own rules and races motorcycles really only be 23 and divorced twice ( Read more... )

I haven't posted anything lately so I thought I'd give an update. Nothing's been happening. I've lost my inspiration, my muse if you will, and haven't been able to write anything. It's like trying to grab water, and the more I squeeze the more I realize I don't have it any more. Christ, I can't even make a good similie. Even things and places that ( Read more... )

Well gee, that ruffled more feathers than I thought it would. Granted, I expected it to ruffle feathers.

Anyway, I hope you saved the entry if you wanted to read it later, I guess I won't finish this piece.

So, I'm not big on sharing poetry. Its kind of personal and I don't like opening up. Still, I was pretty proud of this one. It was an assignment to keep the form of a poem called "An Effort at Speech Between Two People" but put in your own content. Here we go...

An Homage to An Effort of Speech Between Two PeopleTalk with me. Tell me your story. I ( Read more... )

Alright, so here’s what I’ve worked up so far about time travel. The last few books I’ve read have featured time travel in some instance or another, I’ve briefly gone over what Einstein and Hawking have to say on it, I’ve read numerous comics based on similar theories and home-spun ones, and I love Doctor Who. None of this makes me ( Read more... )

Okay, so freshman year these guys that were friends with my roommate came in to our dorm and asked if we wanted to help them shoot a movie. I didn't know these guys very well, but they were dorks and harmless enough, so I said sure. They were all wearing something slightly ridiculous, an afro wig, a beret, an old-man hat, so I went out armed with a ( Read more... )