So I've been back to school for a total of three (3 [III]) days and I've made some notations about things.
- There are a lot of people that are physically and/or mentally incapable of driving. You will get behind these people during rush hour traffic on the beltway.
- There is never any parking anywhere until you are ready to leave.
- There are two very creepy people in my classes:
- In my history class, the kid talks to himself, has a slight facial deformity and always wears a baseball cap and heavy (read: noisy) jacket. He chimes in with useless facts in the guise of a question every fifteen minutes.
- In my econ class, the kid is very tall and wears ill-fitting pants that very well could be capris. He is always smiling and staring at someone on the left side of the room (he always sits in the middle). He never talks.
- I have no idea which one scares me more.
- Jenny Trust is an awesome name for a character in a book. I just wrote this up so I don't forget.
- My history teacher has absolutely no idea how to use a computer or powerpoint. This makes lectures funny and horrible at the same time. Like a clown raping you.
- There is a very old (60+) woman in my econ 101 class. She works in the history department. I have no idea what the hell she's doing there.
- There is a kid in my econ class (clearly a class of winners) that always wears a bucket hat. Today he was wearing one glove. I'm not sure what to make of this.
- I keep seeing a kid that desperately wants to be seen as a Yakuza. Instead, I see him as a douche and almost want to find some real Yakuzas (They have to be somewhere on campus) and point them in his direction.
- There is no nine, I just wanted to end at ten.
- Not a single person knows what the hell "Rockabilly" is. I've almost given up on it. Almost.
I've decided that my next "big" writing project will be called "Guns in Paradise" and focus around Jason Publik investigating a new and upcoming religion that may or may not be scientology thinly veiled as something else. Naturally, this new religion sucks hard and he does his best to break it up. Its just something I'm kicking around right now.