Yes, I have succumbed. Gossip Girl fic. With lots of Blair, which is expected, because I ♥ her like no other. But, hold up! The other main character? Not Nate, or Serena, or Chuck. It's Dan, y'all. Because even though I think Blair and Nate are MFEO, MTB, the OTP of the GG world, &c., I secretly harbour a love for Dan/Blair, simply because they are ( Read more... )

I am the biggest loser in the universe, because I have not been going to class for three days. Instead I have been obsessing over Gossip Girl, and writing Dan/Blair fic, which is ridiculous considering I ship Nate/Blair.

Anyway. Before I post that, I thought I would post this: het-crack-Doctor-Who-with-maybe-porny-under-and-over-tones. For loupcelte who ( Read more... )

Blame sazzlette entirely for this. Oh. My. God. She completely took advantage of my slightly inebriated state to go, "I want a Jared/bionic!Jensen fic ( Read more... )

Oh my god, I can't believe I actually wrote this. I am all sorts of a sick twisted individual. But okay. My very first SPN fic, in which Dean is like, totally a valley girl, y'know? And Sam's just sort of along for the ride, because who wouldn't want to be?

I blame thank groovy for burning SPN onto DVD for me, and sazzlette for introducing me to the fandom, and ( Read more... )

Yes, I know, OHMYGOD this fic hasn't actually died. I blame university and sort of maybe having a life &c.

Okay, I shut up now, and I hope to god someone is actually still following this and reading!

Title: You Can Ride My Broomstick Any Day, Harry
Author: juxtaposed, aka ( Read more... )

This is for elfinears, who requested for it, and thus reminded me that this fic still exists. And because I was horrible and have not updated in a year and a half, I give you two parts instead of just one. ♥

( Werewolf of Azkaban, Part XXI )

I have been rather verbose in my writings lately! This might have something to do with the chocolate and the not sleeping, which explains why all my fic turns out crack. But I have a few new fics, a couple of updates (including Broomstick! Believe it or not. But you should believe it as it will be up soonsish.) and just general mayhem in doc files ( Read more... )

Yes. Remus/Harry. I don't know either. I just found this almost-completed on my hard drive, and touched it up. So, um. Yeah. Remus/Harry. *scampers off*

Title: An Attempt In Seduction
Author: juxtaposed, aka jennuine
Summary: The summer after fifth year, Harry makes a discovery and a decision. Remus is held helpless hostage.
Pairing and Rating: Remus/ ( Read more... )

Will get to replying comments. Eventually. *melts in heat*

Meanwhile, have a new fic! (Yes, I'm so productive lately, aren't I just?) This is in honour of a conversation between fair lady sazzlette and myself, wherein after reading her fic, Let's Take A Ride Into The Night, I said there should be an International James And Sirius On A Beach Day, and she ( Read more... )

Hmm. Drabble-type thing, inspired by the heat.

R/S, of course. Marauder-Era, post-Hogwarts. It's hot, and heat makes Remus' brain go melty. Warnings for absolute fluff.

Also, its like 400 words, so I won't bother to cut. Unless someone wants me to?

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It was mid-July, and 37 °C. For London, that was ridiculous. It was bloody England. Heat was just ( Read more... )