So this happened:Falco: Julie, a guy from XYZ is coming by to pick up a check from AP*, I told him to get it from you at the front desk between 10 and 2.
Me: Okay.
*hereafter "Apey" 'cause I'm SO CREATIVE[four boring-as-fuck hours and five minutes of receptioning later, at 2:05 ( Read more... )

Even Marilyn thinks business reply envelopes should be used to punish junk mailers! =D

I don't know how I forgot the most IMPORTANT thing I figured out at work! See, I could only ever scan batches of ~20 pages at a time because THERE WAS A DAMNED LIMITER ON E-MAILS D=< So I upped that to the max [vs. ~1MB], and WOO I CAN SCAN 200 PAGES AT ONCE ( Read more... )

Let me introduce y'all to semagic. Y'all. Semagic. Semagic? Y'all.


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I'm not cutting any of this to be obnoxiousmake sure at least some of it catches your eye. If you don't like that, I reiterate that you can unfollow/filter me out. Would have liked to post something fun again like yesterday's, but it's hard to find the material lately ( Read more... )

On Doonesbury's site:"The threshold question: It's not usually asked, but it's in everyone's mind in a presidential election. 'Should we give this person nuclear weapons?' ...Answers itself."
- George Will on Sarah Palin
Warning! A Huge Battleship "Bullshit Neojank" Is Approaching Fast.

So I got a Krawk! =D It's like the Corvette of Neopets--not ( Read more... )

I recall as a kid being of the Robin Hood mentality, that poor people were victims and rich people were greedy gutses. You have plenty! Share ( Read more... )

Maybe you know the [rather offensive] joke: "Arguing on the Internet is like winning the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded ( Read more... )

I remembered what I was going to post earlier! It had to do with AvB, actually =/ [sort of ( Read more... )

Faceache post:Everything is information.

Whether it's useful is up to you.
Unintentionally gone for a bit, couldn't even post the traditional BGN graphic [guess I'll save it at this point], because on our way home Sunday, we got a call from Pa Mugg that the power was out. Just before our exit, the radio noted that Gaithersburg AND Rockville were ( Read more... )

...alright, I missed the full moon, but I need a title 9_9

First day back at Rockledge II kinda sucked. I've been replaced [expectable], but apparently "my" station isn't anymore. Not that I didn't figure it wasn't, but I had no idea where else to set up shop when I WAS STILL THE FIRST ONE THERE.So, fuck it. My only genuine complaint is apparently ( Read more... )