Here is a work conversation [overheard]:A: "That was a good doughnut."
B: "Yes! I started digesting it for you."
...
B: "You know koala moms feed their babies poop so they'll have the enzymes? That's what I do for you. But I'm not a mom."
-_-;

Here's another:C: [re: something I missed what it is] "There's a phrase for it... S.T.O.N.I.T.H. or ( Read more... )

I wanted to write a longer post, but we "accidentally" went out to dinner with friends for cheap boneless wings, and now I'm paying for it in multiple ways... =_ ( Read more... )

Normally I don't read comments, but somehow I did and got this hidden gem:OFFENDED
Monica Bertrand | USA | January 27, 2012

I read today's comic bashing Senator Rick Santorum and I was deeply offended. I think everyone should be treated with respect! I normally don't read your comic strips because they are almost never funny but this caught my eye ( Read more... )

Ahahaha, Chinese New Year snuck up on me... funny that I finished The Path of the Dragon the night before the Year of the Dragon =p [or, I guess, finished ON if going by time zones in China]

Which reminds me of Spike's Tweets on the subject: # Wait, it's the Year of the Dragon? Oh man this is my last chance to conceive a super-cool baby before my ( Read more... )

An interesting point brought up by DRUNK HULK:HUMANITY AMAZING! 48 HOUR AFTER END OF WORLD! EVERYTHING REBUILT! AND LIFE BACK TO NORMAL! GIVE YOU SELF PAT ON BACK!
Clearly the end of the world came, but we--industrious, resourceful people we are--managed to fix it all ( Read more... )

So there's this D= Obama's gonna walk in, his tie loosened, stamp a cig out on the floor and grab the mic. "LISTEN UP!" 8 years ago today, it was "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED". ...THIS is how you complete the mission, Junior.
...I don't know why I always wait until WP gets an article up. They're always the last ones :/ I guess because it sounds more ( Read more... )

Just a note about the sales team dropping in... one guy, all casual like: "So, where's Pointy-Haired Boss ( Read more... )

I forgot to add, I got a request for an invoice, then--before I could get around to responding--I got a second e-mail from the customer saying,Cancel that search, I found the invoice. Thank you and have the greatest weekend ever!
=D Almost didn't respond, 'cause what could I say? But I did and said to do the same [as vaguely unprofessional as that ( Read more... )

Thought I'd better save this before it gets lost under the typical mountain of Twits that tends to happen: simonpegg:

# Just showed my mum Inception. She dug it. Only asked one question and had her own take on the ending. My mum rocks. 3:28 PM Dec 30th, 2010 via TweetDeck

# Her theory about the end was that it was all in the mind of Bruce Willis ( Read more... )

Oh, I just remembered this from work:"Did somebody send Pointy-Haired Boss a package [of her personal items]?"
"Maybe Warehouse did. Why?"
"Because it went to a customer. In Hawaii."
Still causing trouble, even when she's not here anymore!