Free to a good home:

One 17-pound gray cat. In good health aside from being a fatass, has an up-to-date rabies vaccine. Understands simple English most of the time. Hobbies include: Eating, sleeping, not burying his own shit, drinking out of the toilet, meeping at large household appliances, latching onto one human being and never ever letting them ( Read more... )

Rock on, Fallout 3 crashed my machine! (After about 10 mins of gameplay, though, so all is not lost.)

Also, the JCC's congregation president called and invited the Slav and me to some sorta free food dealy on Thursday night. That was nice of her. ...At least I THINK it's free. Meh. Oh well. I should go and be all Jewish and stuff.

I took a picture of ( Read more... )

Little-known fact: Alex's favorite food evar is tape. nom nom nom dericious sticky adhesive moar pls.

I bought some Sticky Paws today because a certain 17-pound lumpy gray someone refuses to leave the armrest corners of the 2 half-sofas (worth more than my life, inherited from great-grandparents) alone. See little-known fact above.

Yes. No sooner had ( Read more... )

So the Slav is cleaning the litter boxes. He takes the lid off of lumpy-cat's box and starts scooping. There's a pause, and I hear "Julia, Nicky is fucking stupid ( Read more... )

It all began with a foul stench and Josh and I simultaneously yelling "Jesus, cat, what did you EAT?!" It ended with me calling work after Nicky hopped into the litter box for the EIGHTH time in just over AN HOUR. In addition to the little kitten runs, I was worried that we might have a blocked urethra, because, well, that happens to male cats. The ( Read more... )