Little-known fact: Alex's favorite food evar is tape. nom nom nom dericious sticky adhesive moar pls.
I bought some
Sticky Paws today because a certain 17-pound lumpy gray someone refuses to leave the armrest corners of the 2 half-sofas (worth more than my life, inherited from great-grandparents) alone. See little-known fact above.
Yes. No sooner had I finished applying the Sticky Paws, Alex began LICKING THE CORNERS OF THE SOFAS. Why is my cat on crack?