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Free to a good home:
One 17-pound gray cat. In good health aside from being a fatass, has an up-to-date rabies vaccine. Understands simple English most of the time. Hobbies include: Eating, sleeping, not burying his own shit, drinking out of the toilet, meeping at large household appliances, latching onto one human being and never ever letting them have a moment of peace ever, bullying creatures smaller than himself, and generally being a moron.
Serious inquiries only, please.
...I'm only mostly joking.
One 17-pound gray cat. In good health aside from being a fatass, has an up-to-date rabies vaccine. Understands simple English most of the time. Hobbies include: Eating, sleeping, not burying his own shit, drinking out of the toilet, meeping at large household appliances, latching onto one human being and never ever letting them have a moment of peace ever, bullying creatures smaller than himself, and generally being a moron.
Serious inquiries only, please.
...I'm only mostly joking.