Amelia Pond: What's wrong with you?
The Doctor: Wrong with me? It's not my fault. Why can't you give me any decent food? You're Scottish, fry something.
- Doctor Who, episode 5.01

14-year-old boy #1: You ever play any Chopin?
14-year-old boy #2: Yeah, I played one of his last year.
14-year-old boy #1: Can you play Fantasie-Impromptu? That one's ( Read more... )

"To the well-organized mind, death is but another great adventure." - J.K. Rowling"So when I was beating the guy, I started thinking, 'What if I was Hannah Montana?' ... And little do they know that that's why I look so insane ... I'm torturing myself with thoughts of, 'How could I actually pull off being a high school student and a pop star at ( Read more... )

"I can live without the auto industry. I can accept that Fannie Mae may kick my fanny out of my bungalow, but I can’t live in a world without well-crafted and beautifully-lit pornography. Call me a romantic." - Taylor Negron

Crush: Dude? Dude? Focus dude... Dude?
[Marlin wakes up]
Crush: Oh, he lives. Hey, dude!
Marlin: Oh... What happened?
Crush: ( Read more... )

Angry guy in crosswalk: You should get a ticket!
Yielding cyclist, seemingly sincere: I love you!
Angry guy, passing: You should get a ticket!
Cyclist, pedaling off: I love you!
Angry guy, sheepishly: Thank you.
- overheardinnyc.com"Anyway, Gordon wasn't Harmony, even if you drank too many rum-and-Cokes and kept your eyes shut. By the same token, ( Read more... )