I just had a shocking realization!

We live in a world in constant flux! Everything around us could suddenly change at any moment, and there's neither a way to predict it nor a way to prevent it.

However!
There is ( exactly one thing we can count on not to change! )

Good morning, Memento Eden! I am your new social studies teacher.

This is a fantastic opportunity for me to contribute something to society. I will educate the next generation in the true ways of the world before it's too late!

My classes will be open to all citizens, regardless of age. It's never too late to learn to abandon hope!

Ah, yes. The Ball. An evening of romance.

Or should I say...

An evening of DESPAIR!

Love and romance are, by their very natures, the very heart of despair and hopelessness! For every one person who gets a date out of love, ten people get a date out of pity! And, for every one person who gets a date out of pity, ten people get no date at all! One ( Read more... )

What's going on? I have amnesia!

There's definitely a reason. Maybe I can use logic to figure out what kind of person I am. Let's see... what kind of person would lose their memories?

I've got it! The kind of person who would lose all their memories is... someone who doesn't want to remember anything. In other words, someone with a past so horrible ( Read more... )