Attention, all students!

Under the normal schedule, this would be time to give out report cards.

( However! )

DON'T PANIC, EVERYBODY!
I have a perfect solution to all of the problems caused by last week.

I hereby declare all events that transpired between the dates of August 15th and August 19th to be:
NON-CANON

There. Wasn't that easy? Now we don't need to worry about being held responsible for our actions, however disturbing they may have been!

I just had a shocking realization!

We live in a world in constant flux! Everything around us could suddenly change at any moment, and there's neither a way to predict it nor a way to prevent it.

However!
There is ( exactly one thing we can count on not to change! )