Okay, let's talk about Karl Urban for a bit (in case you didn't know, he's the GQ motherfucker who plays Bones in the new Star Trek film).

So, I used to think he was cute but not really all that sexy until I saw this screencap from an atrocious horror movie he did in 2001 called The Irrefutable Truth About Demons:


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So the other day I watched the Christmas Cottage, which was basically a cheesy ball of cheese which I endured because Jared looks really friggin implausibly sexy in oversized scarves, IDEK.

However, some of you on my flist told me that you'd chosen not to suffer through this hour-and-a-half Hallmark card masquerading as a movie, meaning that you ( Read more... )

( Christmas Cottage commentary. Wherein I talk about how I want to jump Jared, and that’s about the only redeeming thing about the movie I can say. SPOILERS for CC. )

( Commentary under the cut! SPOILERS for all of TIH. Also if me making disparaging remarks about tofu offends you, you probably shouldn't go any further than this. )

So I just saw The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian and it was pretty good. But I spent most of my time pondering a very important question:

( Who tops, Peter or Caspian? SPOILERS )

I just got back a little while ago from watching Blades of Glory, which is the FUNNIEST. FREAKING. MOVIE. EVAR, OMG! I was ROFLMAO the entire time. I think I may have busted something laughing. I’m taking about doubled up, slapping at your thigh, howling, gasping for air kind of laughter here. At some points the audience was laughing so hard that ( Read more... )