Narnia 2
So I just saw The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian and it was pretty good. But I spent most of my time pondering a very important question:
Who tops, Peter or Caspian?
This perplexed me through most of the movie, because I started off thinking that Peter was so pretty that of course he bottomed, but then Peter was all, like, "I'm a toppy top, mofos! But, also: pretty," and Caspian was all, "IDEK, it could go either way at this point," and I was all sad and confuzzled but then later he revealed himself to be a big nelly bottom so I was happy again.
Caspian and Susan's faux-romance was really lametard because they're both about as interesting as a block of cheese and I find neither of them attractive, but I added a little spice to that plotline by imagining that Caspian was getting fucked by Peter whilst pining for Susan, and that entertained me for a while, and at the end I decided that Susan, Caspian, and Peter had had a threesome the night before Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy went back to England through the magical tree vagina, so.
Who tops, Peter or Caspian?
This perplexed me through most of the movie, because I started off thinking that Peter was so pretty that of course he bottomed, but then Peter was all, like, "I'm a toppy top, mofos! But, also: pretty," and Caspian was all, "IDEK, it could go either way at this point," and I was all sad and confuzzled but then later he revealed himself to be a big nelly bottom so I was happy again.
Caspian and Susan's faux-romance was really lametard because they're both about as interesting as a block of cheese and I find neither of them attractive, but I added a little spice to that plotline by imagining that Caspian was getting fucked by Peter whilst pining for Susan, and that entertained me for a while, and at the end I decided that Susan, Caspian, and Peter had had a threesome the night before Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy went back to England through the magical tree vagina, so.