The Christmas Cottage -- the twenty minute version
So the other day I watched the Christmas Cottage, which was basically a cheesy ball of cheese which I endured because Jared looks really friggin implausibly sexy in oversized scarves, IDEK.
However, some of you on my flist told me that you'd chosen not to suffer through this hour-and-a-half Hallmark card masquerading as a movie, meaning that you wouldn't be able to see Jared looking sexass in winter-wear and making sad puppy faces, so I decided I had to help you.
Therefore, I set about cutting out as much of the movie as I could while still retaining maximum Jared-prettiness and some semblance of a narrative thread, resulting in the CliffsNotes version of The Christmas Cottage, which comes in at just under twenty minutes and is filled with Jared-flavored goodness.
I guess you could call it the CC Lite version--same great taste, half 1/7th the the wasted time; enjoy! ^___~ (Note: If you choose to watch the streaming version instead of downloading it, make sure to use the radio buttons under the video to make the picture bigger, the default video size on zSHARE is too small and cuts off some of the picture.)
However, some of you on my flist told me that you'd chosen not to suffer through this hour-and-a-half Hallmark card masquerading as a movie, meaning that you wouldn't be able to see Jared looking sexass in winter-wear and making sad puppy faces, so I decided I had to help you.
Therefore, I set about cutting out as much of the movie as I could while still retaining maximum Jared-prettiness and some semblance of a narrative thread, resulting in the CliffsNotes version of The Christmas Cottage, which comes in at just under twenty minutes and is filled with Jared-flavored goodness.
I guess you could call it the CC Lite version--same great taste, half 1/7th the the wasted time; enjoy! ^___~ (Note: If you choose to watch the streaming version instead of downloading it, make sure to use the radio buttons under the video to make the picture bigger, the default video size on zSHARE is too small and cuts off some of the picture.)