Ryuuji: Welcome, one and all, to the first ever themed edition of WART! Stephen and I are going to your hosts for tonight, and we've decided to make the show revolve around Potions and Evil Clowns -- or more specifically, the repelling and hunting down of Evil Clowns. First, before you do anything, get your shot glasses out and make some Evil Clown
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But I'm sorry you didn't enjoy the show. Maybe you should host another one! The Pirate one you did was pretty cool.
...Oops. We forgot to take requests. Do you think that makes this a pirate show as well?
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And drinking is the best way of combating them? Surely that affects your co-ordination, when trying to fight?
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Plus, we have the Joker in Bitchiwitch, and he's awful. Killed one of the students here, and tried to kill some of the others, and his makeup leaves a lot to be desired because seriously, he's got no sense of style at all.
*pause*
...Have we met? I think that I must have missed your Sorting. I'm Ryuuji Otogi, Slytherin Prefect.
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A Prefect meeting is a very good idea. Maybe when you've had a chance to sober up a bit and sleep off the hangover? Say, Saturday?
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Tomorrow's Saturday, and that sounds great! I think that Bertie mentioned his Jeeves has a hangover cure or something. I probably ought to try that once the effects of all this alcohol kick me in the head. *laughs* Anytime in particular, gorgeous?
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...Really, students did? Wow! That must have been popular! I wish that I'd known that I was going to need them but I never thought that I'd be drinking like this. And I'm not a morning person either, because I'm an evening and night and eight hours of sleep person. And the Great Hall sounds great! ...Pun not intended, really. You'd need to get me much drunker to make me perform punnery. Nunnery. Bunnery.
Why is it called a baker's and not a bunnery, most beautous Sara? This English language is weird.
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Just curious, did you ever consider that the bright colors and flavors might, in fact, attract the Evil Clowns? You know, they do like bright colors the best.
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And no, that never occured to me! I know that they like bright colors best, but maybe that's why it keeps them away? Because the colors are all ours, and we're using their own weapons against them. Well, sorta. We don't have any whips. Whips are bad.
Evil Clown Repellent isn't bad. It's good. And it's working so far!
...And who are you? I'm Ryuuji!
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*finds a piece of parchment and a quill, and writes a note to Ryuuji*
*the note says: Remember that conversation we had at Scarpetta's Sorting? This would be the person to whom I referred. Matters have since progressed. To broadcast that fact would be seriously problematic. Dear God, I do not even know to which one I am properly married.*
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So she's an adultress or a mistress or is River the adultress or are you the only one committing adultry if you're not sure to whom you're married but you're sure that you ARE married?
And gives Stephen a quizzical look, eyes wide and curious as to the answer*
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*sounds really worried*
...Stephen?
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I am.
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