It's been a while, all you wayward children of Hogwarts. I think it's time for a little more... music.

( Uh-oh, he sounds happy. )

There's an odd shrieking feedback sound from the WART speakers for a moment, and then what sounds like a young woman's voice fades in, seeming rather - distracted. Yes, Delirium's discovered the radio station.

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He'd be unlikely to admit it in such simple terms, but the Master was a massive attention whore. He'd taken great glee in broadcasting from the Valiant, with a devastated planet cowering at his words. He didn't have a planet at his mercy just now... but there was always WART.

( People of Hogwarts, your lord and Master addresses you from on high! )

Christmas. How special. A bog-standard winter festival, common on planets with the right meteorological profile. Of course, Christmas had developed certain associations for the Master. It would put him in quite a foul mood to think about them, and he'd been in rather a good mood... it would be a shame to let that slip away, wouldn't it?

( And thus a Christmas WART was born! )

Once more, the Lord and Master sent his words out from on high to his cowering subjects. Only for ‘on high’, read ‘the WART studio’, and for ‘cowering subjects’, read ‘the mostly oblivious denizens of Hogwarts’.

Radio. What a quaint idea; it seemed to be falling by the wayside as the twenty-first century wore on.

( Gather round, lesser beings, and let me whisper in your ear. )

So Ryuk's been doing some flying around, because he was starting to get a bit low on his lifespan.

He ended up in South Africa, where there were loads more people than usual, so a few people dying of heart attacks wouldn't be missed.

But more importantly, Ryuk learned of the existence of the vuvuzela.

He found those awesomeSo he totally has to ( Read more... )

*tapping mic*

Hej? This on?

So, okay, seems half the school has been in an altered mental state, or an altered physical state in some cases. You people really are masochists. If anyone's having, hmm, psychiatric side effects due to recent adventures in hexed food, stop by the Hospital Wing and we'll give you a nice sedative ( Read more... )

Ryuk wasn't interested in running a show this time ( Read more... )

((This is a joint post. Lezard-mun made it pretty, I just get to post the final product!))
( In which there is a WART broadcast of various scientific, necromantic, and suggestive songs, and Steff points out that 'if anyone's listening they all really do think we're fucked up' )

"Oh so here's the place that makes you heard all over the school. This is Ryuk, your new apple overlord. I'm going to play some songs now, and if you want a song to be played, you must send me an apple.

( Ryuk's not allowed on the radio anymore. )