WART 32: Potions and Evil Clowns, hosted by Ryuuji and Stephen.

[dice_addict]

Ryuuji: Welcome, one and all, to the first ever themed edition of WART! Stephen and I are going to your hosts for tonight, and we've decided to make the show revolve around Potions and Evil Clowns -- or more specifically, the repelling and hunting down of Evil Clowns. First, before you do anything, get your shot glasses out and make some Evil Clown

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[sensiblesusan]

*floos in*

*sounds really worried*

...Stephen?

[estebanmd]

*sounds woozy*

I am.

[sensiblesusan]

Dare I ask how much you've had of that damnable alcoholic gelatin?

[estebanmd]

My dear, I have never been any great shakes at mathematics.

[sensiblesusan]

*sigh*

*is dying to reach through the floo, grab Stephen by his lapels, and demand to know what the hell is wrong, but knows better than to embarrass him on the air*

*joking-but-not-really*

Your taste for that stuff is starting to alarm me, you know.

[estebanmd]

In all truth, it tastes bloody awful.

[sensiblesusan]

*shudders*

Well, yes. So what's the charm? Apart from the, ah --

*can't believe she's saying this*

-- evil clown repelling properties?

[estebanmd]

There is not much else to commend it.

[sensiblesusan]

Well, it does appear to speed the process of intoxication along pretty nicely, doesn't it?

Hope you've got plenty of that powdered bark stuff.

[estebanmd]

*is presently incapable of discerning exactly how much disapproval might be carried in Susan's voice*

Did you know, they have potions for that in this day and age. *pauses* Or in this place. *is a bit muddled* Well, at any rate, the potion exists and is quite useful for the aftereffects of intoxication incurred while repelling evil clowns.

[sensiblesusan]

*isn't really disapproving so much as really concerned, which, coming from her, unfortunately also reads as slightly snarky*

That's good to know then. Did you lay in a supply in advance? I don't think you and Ryuuji need to go brewing up in the lab right now, really.

[dice_addict]

Mai has some! I made some for her, because she's in Ravenclaw and therefore drinks lots. I don't have any, though, because I don't drink lots. Normally, anyway. It's quite different when you're trying to ward off Evil Clowns, because then drinking is just a sensible precaution to take. Not drinking Evil Clown Repellent would be like going hunting without any camo-armor on, so it would be stupid, so we're not stupid, but we're also not really drinking.

...Anyway. Um. We can owl Mai and get some from her, and then it'll be okay. And remember, it doesn't count as drinking if you're doing it in self-defense!

[sensiblesusan]

*tries to follow this*

*mostly fails*

*realises that even Disc logic, much less Earth logic, doesn't enter into the discussion at all*

*faint noise that might be a facepalm*

...Right. Well, good luck, gentlemen. Stephen ... Owl me, right?

[estebanmd]

*has drunk the chocolate vodka and now seems to be asleep*

[sensiblesusan]

*floos out with a small sigh*

[dice_addict]

NOT ME!

...*reaches over and taps Stephen*

Tag. You're it.