Ryuuji: Welcome, one and all, to the first ever themed edition of WART! Stephen and I are going to your hosts for tonight, and we've decided to make the show revolve around Potions and Evil Clowns -- or more specifically, the repelling and hunting down of Evil Clowns. First, before you do anything, get your shot glasses out and make some Evil Clown
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*sounds really worried*
...Stephen?
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I am.
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*is dying to reach through the floo, grab Stephen by his lapels, and demand to know what the hell is wrong, but knows better than to embarrass him on the air*
*joking-but-not-really*
Your taste for that stuff is starting to alarm me, you know.
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Well, yes. So what's the charm? Apart from the, ah --
*can't believe she's saying this*
-- evil clown repelling properties?
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Hope you've got plenty of that powdered bark stuff.
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Did you know, they have potions for that in this day and age. *pauses* Or in this place. *is a bit muddled* Well, at any rate, the potion exists and is quite useful for the aftereffects of intoxication incurred while repelling evil clowns.
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That's good to know then. Did you lay in a supply in advance? I don't think you and Ryuuji need to go brewing up in the lab right now, really.
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...Anyway. Um. We can owl Mai and get some from her, and then it'll be okay. And remember, it doesn't count as drinking if you're doing it in self-defense!
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*mostly fails*
*realises that even Disc logic, much less Earth logic, doesn't enter into the discussion at all*
*faint noise that might be a facepalm*
...Right. Well, good luck, gentlemen. Stephen ... Owl me, right?
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...*reaches over and taps Stephen*
Tag. You're it.
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