"Goooooooooooooooooooooooood morning VietNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!" shrieked a man's voice throughout all the radio speakers positioned around Hogwarts. A long pause followed, as though the speaker were somehow waiting for a response from the listeners. The end of that pause was punctuated by a hissed sort of snickering, laughter lodged in the back of the
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Well, Michael’s extreme idiocy was definitely not something that was going to lighten his mood, but at least he could transfer his hurt into annoyance with the git. He lay on his bed throughout the entire broadcast. When Michael announced the show was almost over, he was on the verge of hauling himself up and getting another bottle of Firewhisky when he heard the dedication to ‘Black’. Lily’s name for him. Lily.
His heart leapt in his chest and started to pound a steadily increasing rhythm as he listened to the lyrics of the song. He wasn’t quite sure what they meant, but…well, they weren’t something you’d say to someone whom you ( ... )
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"MIKAAAAAAWWWW!"
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"Tinky Winky gay," he simpered.
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So, anyway, totally unrelated, but I think I'd like to dedicate an apology to the whole school, on behalf of... this guy I know.
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*presses his hands together, his index fingers pointing up, and puts them in front of his mouth, taking on a very grave, look, as though he is deep in thought*
Who's this guy, and what'd he do? Is he intolerant of gays?
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Uh, anyway. *scratches the back of his neck, glancing back at Michael at the question* *tries not to smirk* You... could say that, yeah.
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...This guy you're talking about...it's not Dwight, is it?
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"Good afternoon, Mr. Scott!" he greeted the man jovially as he Flooed himself into the studio. "My name is Constable Benton Fraser, RCMP. I was just listening to your radio programme, and I wondered if you might not mind my, ah... my clearing up a few details for your listeners. Purely in the spirit of..." Gay pride? Right-thinking bent men everywhere? Getting basic facts right? "...proper dissemination of information," he settled.
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"I... village people?" He removed his hat and squinted curiously at Michael, absently fingering the brim. Was that a Canadian slur he wasn't familiar with? "I'm not sure I follow, Mr. Scott -- do you mean Inuvik? Because, actually, the truth is, it's quite a large city. I don't think it can be considered a village at all. But, ah... I do thank you kindly for the compliment," he added, again slightly nonplussed. An inspiration? He didn't even realize anyone but Lily (and, obviously, Ray) knew about him.
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