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WART #74: The Gayest WART Ever! (That's what SHE said!)

Mar 07, 2007 17:55

"Goooooooooooooooooooooooood morning VietNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!" shrieked a man's voice throughout all the radio speakers positioned around Hogwarts. A long pause followed, as though the speaker were somehow waiting for a response from the listeners. The end of that pause was punctuated by a hissed sort of snickering, laughter lodged in the back of the ( Read more... )

benton fraser, jim halpert, sirius black, tinky winky, michael scott, radio

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carriesapurse March 8 2007, 15:12:53 UTC

A familiar purple-framed face appears in the Floo.

"MIKAAAAAAWWWW!"

office_michael March 8 2007, 16:26:04 UTC

"Tinky Winky!" Michael was happy to see his fiance, who never failed to invite him to parties or had a case of the Mondays. "What's up, man? What's goin' down? Did you like the broadcast? I made it EXtra gay!"

carriesapurse March 8 2007, 16:34:28 UTC

Tinky Winky wasn't sure what gay meant, but was sure whatever it was, it was him!

"Tinky Winky gay," he simpered.

office_michael March 8 2007, 16:48:02 UTC

"Yes, you are gay," Michael said, a deep note of admiration in his voice. "Yooooooou are the gayest of them all, and I think - " now a sage sort of tone crept in " - we all should aspire to be as gay as you." He gave Tinky Winky a look of deep significance. "Tinky Winky, you are like the gay Ghandi, spreading all the gay values across the land, sacrificing and suffering and refusing to eat so that all gays can be as gay as they want to be."

carriesapurse March 8 2007, 17:04:51 UTC

The Narrator felt the need to make clear that Tinky Winky did in fact get ample food intake. After all, it was the Narrator's prompting that usually reminded Tinky Winky it was time to eat.

That disembodied voice proclaimed: "Tinky Winky ate Tubby Custard."

"Tubby tustard!!!" Tinky Winky agreed, brightly.

"Tinky Winky shared the Tubby Custard," the Narrator added. Tinky Winky did spread his values and his food all over the place.

"Tinky Winky shawe!" the Teletubby echoed, and then took the initiative of adding:

"Tinky Winky shawe WITH MIKAW!!!"

office_michael March 9 2007, 06:21:09 UTC

Pudding bukkake spewed out into the WART studio, hitting the walls, the control panel, and pretty much every available surface. Somehow Michael escaped the brunt of it, although a dollop did land on one of his hands, and when he licked it off, it combined with a bit more of Homsar's marshamallowy residue.

"Mmmmm, rocky road!"

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