WART #64: Birthday Radio, with Remus and Sirius

[toujours_sirius]

((Backdated to after Sirius’s birthday party))Sadly, the WART studio had gone unused for some time, the broadcasting equipment gathering dust as the students were too busy socializing, smexing, and, on occasion, studying, to play DJ

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[whosneverbeen]

Why doesn't anyone ever play 96 Tears by Question Mark and the Mysterians?

[profmoony]

I'm sorry, Luna. I'll play it next time.

[estebanmd]

Every happy felicitation on this your ninetieth birthday, Mr Black. *sounds very amused* I am terribly sorry I was unable to attend your party. Here is a belated gift.

*hands through the Floo a rather large bottle -- almost a jug, really -- of a particularly efficacious potion for hangovers*

Remus, that song about ninety-six tears I confess I cannot understand at all. Might you be willing to play it one more time? Perhaps then I will better get the gist of it.

[toujours_sirius]

Thank you so very kindly! And happy feliciwhatsis to you, too, Professor! *looks at the bottle, squinting* Why do I have two hands? Or... *holds up other hand* Whoa, that's a lot of hands.

[profmoony]

Stephen! I have to talk to you about something very important. I think that fermented mare's milk might be even more effi... effica... effective against evil clowns than Evil Clown Repellent. I mean, do you see any evil clowns in this studio? No. No, you do not. I think this requires further study. Possibly not now, though. *stifles a belch*

[estebanmd]

No possible advance in evil clown studies should ever be discarded out of hand. I understand fermented mare's milk is also nutritious, something that sadly cannot be said of Evil Clown Repellent.

::Floos in::

[lilypotter60]

*is laughing too hard to speak for a moment, is carrying rather a large pot of coffee*

My hygiene is just fine, Remus. Black is a vicious liar. Also, his song dedications made no sense. I'm afraid no one is too sexy for me. *pause, more laughter* You're both rather pissed, did you know?

[toujours_sirius]

Li-li-li-li-lily! It's absolutely magnificent that you are here. And...I am well aware that I...am pissed out of my mind. Which is as it should be, since it's my birthday.

So...Lilicious. What can I do for you? Would you like to hear another song? Would you like some alcohol?

[lilypotter60]

*manages to talk through giggles* Er, no, no alcohol. I think you and Remus have drunk enough for all of us. I did bring you blokes coffee. Just so you can walk back to your rooms without falling down a staircase.

*pause* Well, Siri-pet. *smirk* If you think you could pick me out a song that made sense, go for it.

[toujours_sirius]

There's always room for more alcohol. Especially after some of it has come back up. Here, give me that coffee. I've got some Firewhisky that it would taste fantastic in. Because I have to maintain the buzz! It's a birthday buzz, Lily, love!

Oh, and I think I have the perfect song for you. Homsar introduced me to it, and now that I'm drunk, I think I'm finally beginning to understand it. I think it's about...bollocks. Here it is, Lily, my dear: Daler Mehndi's Tunak Tunak Tun!

[ostianespionage]

Blast, got Floo Powder in my shoe... Happy birthday to Sirius!

Wait a sec... why did I just Floo in to say that? I already told you. Oh, well. I think I may have drunk a little too much myself.

[toujours_sirius]

Thanks, mate! A bloke can always do with another birthday wish. And another glass of alcohol. Did you try the fermented mare's milk? If so, well...as I said, it tastes much better on the way back up. That's your condolences right there, yeah!

[ostianespionage]

Lunatics I used to hang around with, I didn't usually get the chance to let my guard down. Serra's not the half of it. Nils puts on that innocent act, but that dragon-kid's got a twisted sense of humor. Never a moment's peace, I tell ya.

No, didn't try the fermented mare's milk - might have to, next time.

[profmoony]

Do you want some Perry? It's very fruity. *sniggers*