Found in the employment classifieds for the Antelope Valley Press:


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Just so you all know, the Clearblue® Easy pregnancy test is the finest piece of technology you'll ever pee on.

...hey, it's their words, not mine.

NOTE: This is a bit lengthy, but I encourage you to read it because I'm serving up first-hand proof that we can't always trust what comes out of the mouths of experts. Also it's worth reading if you want to see me own two scientists who keep company with the Nobel Prize committee... on the subject of science ( Read more... )

We've all seen low-rise jeans. In my experience, they're hated by most women because the only people that can truly wear them flatteringly are the oh-my-god-please-eat-a-McRib-because-I-can-see-your-actual-ribs supermodels that advertise the jeans.

Well, those jeans just got cut lower. A lot lower. Exhibit A:


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This was a little news item from a couple of months ago that I forgot to post about. I just happened to stumble across it and I haven't heard anything about it since, so without further ado:

( 'Taco Bell High' or 'Wal-mart Public School' coming to Canada...? )

things that need not grace my ears ever again ( Read more... )

This post has been on the back burner for awhile, but after seeing the topic come up briefly in a post by lagizma as well as finding a good second article to pair with the first one, I figured I'd finally toss this one out in the open.

( Soap and water as good as sanitizers to clean hands... )

This is the plot summary for the film, Rough Draft, taken from the Adult Film Database. I found it rather humorous. It helps if you imagine you're hearing it being read by one of those guys who does the voice-overs in movie previews.

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A bit of nifty fun via antarcticlust.

Pretty darn accurate. Especially considering it's a cat and you all know how I consider cats to be kindred spirits ( Read more... )

Have you guys seen this commercial on TV for the Listen Up hearing aid device? This thing is currently at the top of the heap of things that prove America has an unhealthy sense of privacy. At least in terms of how the manufacturer presents it anyway. The TV spot and the website both use the fact that you can eavesdrop on other people's ( Read more... )