Okay, if weekends are meaningless when you're unemployed -- and they are -- then how do Mondays still suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

Ah, life is so full of mysteries. If only I didn't want to beat half of them to death with their own shoes.

Did you hear, a 66 year old man was attacked and killed by a Great white shark in SoCal today? So CBS 2 News was talking about it and they were down in Santa Monica interviewing some random people on the beach. And this one girl said she was surprised to hear that attack was on a man in a group because she thought there was safety in numbers ( Read more... )

"There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say: Victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world." --George W. Bush, speaking to U.S. troops in Kuwait, January 12, 2008 ( Read more... )

I flipped on the TV just now to program something into the DVR (Margaret Cho gets a tatoo on LA Ink this Tuesday!) and guess what was on?

That's right, Leprechaun 4: In Space.

You know, because Critters 4: They're Invading Your Space totally showed that all you have to do is take the laughably creepy monsters from your first few crappy movies and ( Read more... )

So I was watching late night TV last week and I flipped over to CNN and they were going on at length about this Britney Spears business at the MTV Video Music Awards the other night. Saying things like her career is "killed" because apparently her performance was a "colossal disaster" [#]. Not only did they quote some of the most optimistic people ( Read more... )

things that need not grace my ears ever again ( Read more... )

Have you guys seen these PSAs on TV lately that are telling parents they should put their children in car seats if they're under 4'9" (57" or 145cm) tall? In some cases, it seems more than a recommendation and basically sends the message that "if you're a good parent, you'll follow this rule ( Read more... )

I've felt like death warmed over this week, but then I came across the following story. While there's always something satisfying when something bizarre happens that stops even the cops dead in there tracks, I felt bad at first because I am an animal lover and I feel bad about the dog in this incident. But then I got to the part about grief ( Read more... )