Wow. I don't even know. 2012 was the last time I was on here. That's...fucking wild.

So. Ok. For the maybe three people who still frequent this thing, here goes a brief synopsis of what happened:

I am a lazy asshole.Hm. Too brief. Let me explain ( Read more... )

From Not Another Apple for the Teacher: Hundreds of Fascinating Facts from the World of Education by Erin Barrett & Jack Mingo:

"The fellow in charge of Sumerian language studies said 'Why didn't you speak Sumerian?' and caned me.  My teacher said: 'Your handwriting is unsatisfactory' and caned me.  I began to hate the scribal arts."

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...I'm surprised too, you guys.

What up, flist?  I've been bad, and I have no words, other than to say I'm sorry, and you'll probably be hearing from me more often now ( that sounds familiar, doesn't it?  Like you've heard it before?  Or again, perhaps?).

Why?

Well, if anyone saw my update to my Author Profile Page at FF.Net, I will be starting Grad ( Read more... )

...thanks Mom?

So the other day, my mother and I were playing her favorite game (i.e., "What Will My Eldest Daughter Do With Her Life?!"--for the record, I fucking HATE this game), and she informed me that I was like Ross, from Friends, except female.  To which I was (and to a degree still am) offended, because I've seen that show, and I know how ( Read more... )

 Kinda pissed this morning--leftover from yesterday--but that seems to be the theme for a lot of people today ( Read more... )

 Have begun reading for my Op TEACH thingamabob, which starts with Classroom Management this Friday ( Read more... )

 I'M IN YOU GUYS!!!!

I just got the email, and my (ridiculously overqualified, if you ask my family and friends, lol) ass is in Operation TEACH!!!!

Fuck yeah, bitches.  :D

 Ah, Stephen.  What can I say, but thank you?

I's On Edjukashun.

...it's funny because it's true.  XD