Obviously, I have been combing through TV Tropes a wee bit much...

Anyway.  This is an update (Shock!  Awe!  Other adjectives that are equally impressive!!) to let you all know that I have uploaded a little something to celebrate all the daddies out there:

Father Knows Best (Chapter 5 of For All Seasons)
Rating: T (Because of NewDaddy!Saitou is a bit ( Read more... )

 Just a quick line to let anyone lurking on here (hahaha, aren't I a barrel of laughs?) know that I have just posted a new offering to The Pit for you all to enjoy (hopefully):

Reply Day
Rated T; Complete
Summary: CM-verse, sequel to "Love Is Evol." "He figured that Tokio wouldn't mind chocolate, but he refused, on principle, to give her most of what ( Read more... )

 ...hey guys.  ^_^'

Sorry for the long silence.  I have actually been meaning to update here...I just never get around to it.  Chalk it up to a lethal combination of Terminal Laziness and The Demon Bitch That Is Grad School (I love having that school excuse, again, by the way, especially since it's 90% true 10 out of 10 times).

Anyway.  I had planned ( Read more... )

Dear 2011:

You sort of blew huge donkey balls.  Glad to see the back of you.

No Regards,

The Hack

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Dear 2012:

Expectations: I have them.  Let's try not to blow huge donkey balls, and I'm willing to be lenient.

I'm waiting,

The Hack

P.S.: What up, Mayans?  How's the doomsday predicting business these days?

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Yeah.  So, in case I've never shared my opinion ( Read more... )

 In honor of the fact that I haven't posted shit in forever today is my birthday, I tinkered with "The Tradition" and turned that bad boy into a serial, because I love you guys that much and I hate myself equally, lol.

Anyway, what was once "The Tradition" is now For All Seasons, and has been fiddled with accordingly.  Expect this one to be updated ( Read more... )

There, I think I covered everyone.

Anyway.  My Halloween offering is posted over to the Pit for your reading pleasure: The Tradition.

Also, made some bomb-ass pumpkin cupcakes with a cinnamon cream cheese frosting.  It's pretty epic:


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So.  I have been working on my presentation for my L.A. class this Thursday pretty much through the weekend (which sucked balls, because I flew up to Knoxville to visit my friend Liz and her fiance Nate and their babies--by which I mean their two dogs, LuLu & Yogi, and their two cats, Elwood and Princess Peach--and also to go to the Knoxville ( Read more... )

 (I need a userpic that projects thoughtfulness as opposed to spazzery.  Just a sudden thought I decided to share with you all, because why not when I share pretty much everything else already.)

Was driving home from class tonight, jamming out to Lupe Fiasco (because I'm sooooo ghetto, lol), when a lightbulb went off in my head:

I have no idea who ( Read more... )

 
( Chapter Five )

...I'm surprised too, you guys.

What up, flist?  I've been bad, and I have no words, other than to say I'm sorry, and you'll probably be hearing from me more often now ( that sounds familiar, doesn't it?  Like you've heard it before?  Or again, perhaps?).

Why?

Well, if anyone saw my update to my Author Profile Page at FF.Net, I will be starting Grad ( Read more... )